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zite[0]="Love is like a Spanish Inn: You get whatever you bring along. "
zite[1]="We can only live our dreams when we decide to wake up. "
zite[2]="It's the good girls writing diaries; the bad never have the time for it. "
zite[3]="I am proud of my wrinkles. They are the life in my face. "
zite[4]="A woman who is loved is always sucessful. "
zite[5]="Trust your own instincts. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else’s. "
zite[6]="Books are never finished. They are merely abandoned. "
zite[7]="Writing is easy. Just leave out the wrong words. "
zite[8]="There is no magic formula. To become a competent writer, you write until you start to sound like you, and then you keep on writing. Finish things you start. Get better. "
zite[9]="There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. "
zite[10]="Gras won't grow faster if you pull at it. "
zite[11]="You have to have chaos inside to give birth to a dancing star. "
zite[12]="Don't take live to seriously - it won't last. "
zite[13]="Der Leser tut seinen Teil der Arbeit, er bereichert das Buch. "
zite[14]="The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. "
zite[15]="The quality of a work of literature is measured by how many teacher it survives unharmed. "
zite[16]="Writing is a magic carpet that can bring you anywhere. "
zite[17]="Writing is a lot like eating a mountain with a spoon. You just do it and you don't try to think about how big the mountain is. "
zite[18]="For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. "
zite[19]="Money doesn't mean so much to me that I would work for it. "
zite[20]="I do believe in the good side of humans but I can always count on the bad side! "
zite[21]="Of the many, many worlds humans weren't given by nature but created themselves by their own will, the world of books is the biggest. "
zite[22]="Someone sensitive with friends plays in a band. Someone sensitive without friends writes. "
zite[23]="All you have to do for being a writer is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true! "
zite[24]="To write clear is to think clear. To write dignified is to BE dignified. "
zite[25]="I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. "
zite[26]="Advice to young writers: don't write about Man, write about 'a' man. "
zite[27]="Rejections are not a bad thing. They teach a writer to rely on his own judgment and to say, 'To hell with you.' "
zite[28]="Enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in, is too much of a temptation to the editor. "
zite[29]="They say that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. "
zite[30]="Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use. "
zite[31]="Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. "
zite[32]="The writer's job is not to judge, but to seek to understand. "
zite[33]="The art of writing is the art of dicovering what you believe. "
zite[34]="Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite. "
zite[35]="I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. "
zite[36]="If you don't know where you are going, how can you expect to get there? "
zite[37]="Your hero must be someone the audience cares about - identifiable, susceptible and vulnerable. "
zite[38]="Character is action and action is character. "
zite[39]="Teachers trying to get schoolkids to write clearly, and journalists with their weird rules of writing, have filled a lot of heads with the notion that the only good sentence is a short sentence. This is true for convicted criminals. "
zite[40]="All of my life I have been attracted by the idea of being a writer, but like all writers I don't so much like writing as having written. "
zite[41]="I love writing. Except, of course, when it's agony, which is approximately 100% of the time. Balancing this, however, are the times when it's ecstasy, which, curiousely, is also about 100% of the time. "
zite[42]="Writing became such a process of discovery that I couldn't wait to get to work in the morning: I wanted to know what I was going to say. "
zite[43]="House burned down, car stolen, cat exploded, did 1500 words. So all in all it was a pretty good day. "
zite[44]="While we have boundless admiration for the written word and your creativity, we must not forget that ultimately we all work for the READER and we encourage you to be attentive to that fact; writing can be a deeply satisfying means to self-knowledge but your work must be more than that in order to interest a publisher. "
zite[45]="The poet is a world, locked up in a human. "
zite[46]="Writing opens worlds for you, don't give up. "
zite[47]="If you follow all the instructions you will miss all the fun. "
zite[48]="You will have to bend down to collect the words the sea whispers. "
zite[49]="We live such a short time and we are eternally dead. "
zite[50]="I am writing a long letter. I didn't have the time for a short one. "
zite[51]="Often, you need more courage to change your point of view than to keep it. "
zite[52]="Things are never the way they are. They are always what you will make of them. "
zite[53]="Satisfaction is the bizarre call of mediocrity. "
zite[54]="It is better to fail with originality than to excell with imitation. "
zite[55]="Difficulties are wellcome, they might lead me to new solutions that have never been tried out before! "
zite[56]="You can rewrite everything except an empty sheet of paper. "
zite[57]="A goal is a dream with a deadline. "
zite[58]="Motivation is what gets you started. Habbit is what keeps you going "
zite[59]="An author ought to write for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the school masters of ever afterward. "
zite[60]="The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be ignited. "
zite[61]="There are days when the result is so bad that no fewer than fife revisions are required. In contrast, when I'm greatly inspired, only four revisions are needed. "
zite[62]="The most natural tool of a writer is the waste-paper basket. Only when several are filled the novel will be done. "
zite[63]="Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money. "
zite[64]="There is no great writing, only great rewriting. "
zite[65]="All the fun is in how you say a thing. "
zite[66]="If I have ten minutes I use them even if they bring only two lines, and it keeps the book alive. "
zite[67]="A good title should be like a good metaphor; it should intrigue without being too baffling or too obvious. "
zite[68]="Anybody can make the simple complicated. Writing is making the complicated simple. "
zite[69]="Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. "
zite[70]="If you don't feel like writing, think of it as helping your friends. Your characters (friends) are stuck in the story. And they need your help to get out. "
zite[71]="For a successfull book whole forests die - it should be woth it. "
zite[72]="A good story is applied magic. "
zite[73]="The strong individual ... has the strength to recognize - and to live with the recognition - that the world is valueless in itself and that all values are human ones. He creates himself by fashoning his own values; he has the pride to live by the values he wills. "
zite[74]="And the worst of the lot, the Writing Superheroes, whose self-declared goal is to change the world through typing. "
zite[75]="I could claim any number of highflown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dog behavior as submission to the alpha, or even as a moral choice. But maybe it's that they're dogs, and that's what dogs do. "
zite[76]="Waste-paper baskets are the authors best friends. "
zite[77]="For males there is a strategy to survive living with a woman for a whole life: we stupidify."
zite[78]="Writing is the only trade that gets more difficult the better you are at it."
zite[79]="Knowledge is limited but fantasy embraces the whole world."
zite[80]="Everything you do with passion will pay off one day."
zite[81]="Amateurs will look for inspiration. We others get up and do our work."
zite[82]="The first draft of anything is s***."
zite[83]="Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t."
zite[84]="Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."

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autor[0]="Comtesse d' Argoult"
autor[1]="Josephine Baker"
autor[2]="Tallulah Bankhead"
autor[3]="Brigitte Bardot"
autor[4]="Vicky Baum"
autor[5]="Billy Wilder"
autor[6]="Oscar Wilde"
autor[7]="Marc Twain"
autor[8]="Neil Gaiman"
autor[9]="W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)"
autor[10]="african proverb"
autor[11]="Friedrich Nietzsche"
autor[12]=""
autor[13]="Jorge Luis Borges"
autor[14]="Mark Twain"
autor[15]="Erich Kästner"
autor[16]="Liam Clancy"
autor[17]="Dave Brewster"
autor[18]="A. A. Milne"
autor[19]="William Faulkner"
autor[20]=""
autor[21]="Hermann Hesse"
autor[22]="Anselm Neft"
autor[23]="Dave Barry"
autor[24]="Johann Wolfgang von Goethe"
autor[25]="Frank Lloyd Wright"
autor[26]="E.B. White"
autor[27]="Saul Bellow"
autor[28]="Ring Lardner"
autor[29]="Robert Wilensky"
autor[30]="Mark Twain"
autor[31]="Marcus Tullius Cicero"
autor[32]="Ernest Hemingway"
autor[33]="Gustave Flaubert"
autor[34]="C.S. Lewis"
autor[35]="Douglas Adams"
autor[36]="Basil S. Walsh"
autor[37]="Richard A. Blum"
autor[38]="Friedmann Ballon"
autor[39]="Ursula LeGuin"
autor[40]="Douglas Adams"
autor[41]="David Freeman"
autor[42]="Sharon O'Brien"
autor[43]="Neil Gaiman"
autor[44]="literary agents Marly Rusoff & Associates, Inc."
autor[45]="Victor Hugo"
autor[46]="Antje Babendererde"
autor[47]="Kathrine Hebburn"
autor[48]="Inez Meter"
autor[49]="Ingvar Moe"
autor[50]="Goethe"
autor[51]="Christian Friederich Hebbel"
autor[52]="Jean Anouilh"
autor[53]="Michel Montaigne"
autor[54]="Herman Melville"
autor[55]="Andreas Eschbach"
autor[56]="Podcast to the NaNoWriMo 2006"
autor[57]="Leo B. Helzel"
autor[58]="Anonym"
autor[59]="F. Scott Fitzgerald"
autor[60]="Plutarch"
autor[61]="John Kenneth Galbraith"
autor[62]="Anonym"
autor[63]="Molière"
autor[64]="Justice Brandela"
autor[65]="Robert Frost"
autor[66]="Rumer Godden"
autor[67]="Walker Percy"
autor[68]="Charlie Mingus"
autor[69]="Stephen King"
autor[70]="Camille Minichino"
autor[71]="Andreas Eschbach"
autor[72]="Andreas Eschbach"
autor[73]="Friedrich Nietzsche"
autor[74]="Holly Lisle"
autor[75]="Amy Hempel"
autor[76]="Isaac Singer"
autor[77]="Paul Panzer"
autor[78]="Astrid Vollenbruch"
autor[79]="Albert Einstein"
autor[80]="Christoph Marzi"
autor[81]="aus Philip Roth: Jedermann, dort als Zitat Chuck Close zugeschrieben"
autor[82]="Ernest Hemingway"
autor[83]="Mark Twain"
autor[84]="Winston S. Churchill"

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